Funny Romantic Quotes

Funny Romantic Quotes

“How do you know when it’s mutual love?  When you do and say stupid things because being around them temporary irradiates your ability to think…and instead of reacting to your brainless wonders with a  raised eyebrow or harsh words, they kiss you instead.”

-          Stephanie Schneider

 

“You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
"I was ninety percent sure."
"I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain.
"What the hell was that for?"
"The other ten percent.” 
― Cassandra Clare

 

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.” 
― Albert Camus

 

“Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. Perhaps I've spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.” 
― E.L. James

 

“The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.” 
― Jarod Kintz

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Funny Romantic Quotes

“I am not an angel,' I asserted; 'and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself. Mr. Rochester, you must neither expect nor exact anything celestial of me - for you will not get it, any more than I shall get it of you: which I do not at all anticipate.” 
― Charlotte Brontë

 

“He sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse.” 
― Stephenie Meyer

 

“Perhaps, after all, romance did not come into one’s life with pomp and blare, like a gay knight riding down; perhaps it crept to one’s side like an old friend through quiet ways; perhaps it revealed itself in seeming prose, until some sudden shaft of illumination flung athwart its pages betrayed the rhythm and the music, perhaps . . . perhaps . . . love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath.” 
― L.M. Montgomery

 

“Being in love is like activating a new bi-polar ability of reasoning…you can ‘t help but swing between the urge to slap them for their senselessness and throw them into bed to bring them back to you.”

-          Stephanie Schneider

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